Chants

Have a scroll through some classic Manchester United chants and look out for the latest songs.

We are the Busby Boys

Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you’ll die,
We all follow United

20 times!

20 times 20 times Man United
20 times 20 times I say
20 times 20 times Man United
Playing Football The Matt Busby Way!




Georgie Best
Going on up to the spirit in the sky,
It’s where I’m gonna go when I die,
When I die and they lay me to rest,
I’m gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best

Anthony Martial chant
Tony Martial came from France,
The English press said he had no chance,
£50m down the drain,
Tony Martial scores again!!

We’ll Never Die
United’s flag is deepest red
It shrouded all our Munich dead
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
Their heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold
Then raise United’s banner high
Beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die
So keep the faith and never fear

We’ll keep the Red Flag flying here
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll keep the Red flag flying high
‘Cos Man United will never die

Stretford Enders

Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby
‘Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury?’
‘No,’ said Matt, ‘You cockney twat,
But I’ve heard of the STRETFORD ENDERS!!’

United Calypso

Manchester, Manchester United
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes
They deserve to be knighted!
If ever they are playing in your town
You must get to that football ground
Take a lesson come and see
Football taught by Matt Busby

United are the team for me

U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give adog a bone
Why dont City f*ck off home

Jingle bells

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
United win away

The City is yours?!

The city is yours,
the city is yours….
20000 empty seats,
are you fucking sure!?

From the banks of the Irwell (version 1)

From the banks of the River Irwell
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight for United
Till we win the Football League

To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City – (They’re shit!)
We will fight, fight, fight for United
Till we win the Football League

From the banks of the Irwell (version 2)

From the banks of the Irwell,
To Sicily,
And we will fight fight fight,
For Man United FC,
Oh oh oh ohhh,
Oh oh oh ohhh,
Ay ay ay ayyy
Ay ay ay ayyy

Matt Busby’s aces

Oh me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just to see us running,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby’s aces!

The Busby Babes

Forever and ever,
We’ll follow the boys,
Of Man United,
The Busby Babes

Manchester is wonderful

Oh Manchester, (oh Manchester)
Is wonderful, (is wonderful)
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It’s full of tits, fanny, and United;
Oh Manchester is wonderful.

The Pride of All Europe

We are just one of those teams
That you see now and then,
We often score six
But we seldom score ten,
We beat em at home
And we beat em away,
We kill any bastards
That get in our way;
We are the pride of all Europe
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!),
We are United
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys

She wore a Scarlet Ribbon
She wore, she wore,
She wore a scarlet ribbon,
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May
And when, I asked
Oh why she wore that ribbon,
She said it’s for United and they’re going to Wem-ber-ley,
Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley,
We’re the famous Man United
And we’re going to Wem-ber-ley

Stretford End arising

I see the Stretford End arising,
I see trouble on the way,
Don’t go out tonight,
Unless you’re red and white,
I see there’s trouble on the way

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was fucking dearer,
So please don’t take,
My Solskjaer away…

If you come from Manchester…

If you come from Manchester
You’re sure to be a blue,
Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true you’re nothing but a fool,
Cos in the town of Manchester
Man United rule
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la

You can stick your Bayern Munich
Juventus Ajax too,
There’s only one collosal team they play in laser blue,
They’re gonna beat United, like once upon a time
They’re gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la

If I die in the Kippax Street

If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, there’ll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, then carry me back to the Stretford End
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road the City fans they shit their load,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, there’ll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, United fans fucking will,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, ten blue bastards went the same way,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

When I die and go to hell, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Me and the Devil will get on well, woah-oh, woah-oh,
‘Cos he hates Summerbee and I hate Bell, me and the Devil will get on well,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, I’ll defend my faith right to the end,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

Viva da Silva

Viva da Silva,
Viva da Silva,
When they’re on the pitch,
Don’t know which is which,
Viva da Silva

Chris Smalling

Smalling, Smalling, Smalling,
Chris Smalling of MUFC,
He’s big and he’s black,
And he plays at the back,
Chris Smalling of MUFC

Anderson

Ander-son-son-son
He’s better than Kleberson
Ander-son-son-son
He’s our midfield magician
To the left,
To the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class,
With a brass,
And he shits on Fabregas

Rooney

I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me, he’s seen the white Pele,
So I asked, who is he,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney (wazza) (repeat)

Berbatov

Dimitar, Berbatov,
One look at City and he said fuck off

Javier Hernandez

When I find myself in times of trouble,
Chicharito scores for me,
Javier Hernandez,
Little Pea

Ryan Giggs v1

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Fear by the blues
Loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs

Ryan Giggs v2

Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart again

Ryan Giggs v3

Giggs, Giggs will shag you apart again

Nemanja Vidic

Nemanja, woah-oh
Nemanja, woah-oh
He comes from Serbia,
He’ll fucking murder ya

John O’Shea

When Jonny goes marching down the wing (O’Shea, O’Shea)
When Jonny goes marching down the wing (O’Shea, O’Shea)
When Jonny goes marching down the wing the Stretford End will stand and sing,
We all know that Jonny’s gonna score

Wes Brown

He’s big, he’s bad, he’s Wesley Brown,
The hardest man in all of down,
With orange hair beware,
Come and have a go if you dare

Cantona v1

Who’s that friend we have in Jesus,
He’s our saviour from afar,
Who’s that friend we have in Jesus,
And his name is Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh, oooh ahhh, oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona

Cantona v2

We’ll drink a drink a drink,
To Eric the king the king the king,
He’s the leader of our football team,
He’s the greatest, centre forward,
That the world, has ever seen

Viva Ronaldo

Viva Ronaldo, viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear United sing,
Viva Ronaldo

Jaap Stam

Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch man,
Get past him if you fucking can,
Try a little trick and he’ll make you look a dick,
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam

Adnan Januzaj
I want to tell you,
I might as well do,
about a boy who can do anything.
He comes from Belgium, his name is Adnan,
Januzaj, Januzaj, Januzaj.

Radamel Falcao
Lo lo lo lo….Radamel Falcao….

Juan Mata #1
Juan Mata woah,
Juan Mata woah,
He made the rent boys cry,
To play with Januzaj

Juan Mata #2
Who’s the greatest player in the Premier League,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan,
Who’s the greatest player in the Premier League,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan,
Woahhh Juan Mata, woahhh Juan Mata, woahhh Juan Mata,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan

Ruud van Nistelrooy
Ruud van Nistelrooy tra la la la la,
Ruud van Nistelrooy traaaaa la la la la la

Shinji Kagawa

All we need is Shinji Kagawa,
(Clap) (Clap),
All we need is Shinji Kagawa,
(Clap) (Clap)

Kicking a blue
We fought in France, We fought in Spain,
we fought in the Sun and we fought in the Rain,
we took the Kop and Chelsea too,
but what we like most is kicking a blue,
kicking a blue,
kicking a blue,
what we like most is kicking a blue

Michael Carrick
Oh, oh, oh,
it’s Carrick you know,
it’s hard to believe it’s not Scholes

Robin van Persie
Oh Robin van Persie!
Oh Robin van Persie!

We do what we want!
We do what we want,
We do what we waaaa-ant,
We’re Man United,
We do what we want!

Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero,
On a free from PSG,
He cost us f***ing zero,
6 foot 5; hard as f**k,
He gets the Reds excited,
Stick your City up your a**e,
‘Cos we are Man United!

17 Comments on Chants

  1. Goin on up to the spirit in the sky,
    It’s where i’m gonna go when I die.
    When I die and they lay me to rest,
    I’m gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best.

  2. My old man used to be a City fan,
    And I said b*llocks you’re a c*nt,
    I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
    Than be a City fan for just one minute,

    With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
    We’ll show the City b*stards how to fight (How to fight),
    I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
    Than be a City fan,
    Altogether now…
    (repeated)

  3. Song Lyrics

    My old man said be a City fan,
    And I said b*llocks you’re a c*nt,
    I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
    Than be a City fan for just one minute,

    With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
    We’ll show the City b*stards how to fight (How to fight),
    I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
    Than be a City fan,
    Altogether now…
    (repeated)

  4. WHY CANT WE JUST ATTACK, ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!
    I JUST DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND!
    CAUSE IF WE DONT ATTACK, ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!
    YOURE GONNA HAVE A RIOT ON YOUR HANDS!

  5. with the tune of: “we are the pride of all europe!” (marcus rashford song)

    weee arreee just onee of those fans… which you see now and then!

    he often score 6 but he seldom score 10!

    he’ll scores at home and he’lls score away!

    he kill any bastard that get in his way!

    Weeee aree the fans of rashforddd! and he scores a goal!

    we love rashfordd and all his goals! AND MORE!

    we love rashford without any doubt… we are de rashford fans!

    please read my song

  6. When I first saw Marcus, I jumped right out my seat
    I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
    Scored 2 on his debut, and he was just 18
    I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
    Then he scored past Hart and I just fell in love
    and I just can’t seem to get enough of
    Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
    MARCUS RASHFORD
    Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
    MARCUS RASHFORD

    He’s United through and through, and he grew up just down the street
    I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
    Scored against West Ham and he took us to WEM-BER-LY
    I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
    When he scored past Hart you know I fell in love
    and I just can’t seem to get enough of
    Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
    MARCUS RASHFORD
    Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
    MARCUS RASHFORD

    Falcao cost us a fortune, and Rooney’s all washed up
    I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
    Here we’ve got a boy who’ll help us win the FA Cup
    I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
    When he scored past Hart you know I fell in love
    and I just can’t seem to get enough of
    Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
    MARCUS RASHFORD
    Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
    MARCUS RASHFORD

    Lyrics by Dave (AKA Marty Pellow) & Big Black Rich, Centre Circle of Sam Platts

  7. Go in ya braces and ya skinheads vest. To see Denis law and to see George best I’ll meet you in the heft side of the Stretford end wooooo o woooooo Manchester

  8. We’ve got Rashford, Marcus Rashford.
    I just don’t think you understand!
    The lad from Wythenshawe, give him a chance he’ll score,
    We’ve got Marcus Rashford

  9. OH we’re off to Europe in the red…in the red
    Denis Law will dazzle in the sun…
    And as you all know it’s to Europe we go…
    We’re the best team in the land….

    Now all you city fans remember this…
    We are the greatest side…
    And when Law goes up to receive the cup , you’re sure to hear us cry….
    WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS…CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE..
    WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS…CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE..

    And this chant went on for ages!

  10. Tony Martial He came from France
    English Press said he had no chance
    50 Million down the drain
    as tony Martial scores again

  11. My contribution for a Pogba chant:

    ##
    When I see you Pogba I go out of my Head,
    I just can’t get enough I just can’t get enough,
    You went on your vacation, but came back home instead
    I just can’t get enough I just can’t get enough,

    Pogba you’re the one I’ll always love, and I just cant seem to get enough of YOU!
    DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
    ##

  12. What is the new Zlatan chat? I can’t figure what you say after “He’s 6 foot 5”? My son is dying to know?

  13. Zlat ! aaah aaahh… He’s the saviour of the universe…
    Zlat ! aaah aaahh… He’ll save everyone of us !

    (Flash Gordan Theme Tune)

  14. zlatan Ibrahimovic he is our swedish hero
    on a free from PSG he cost us f**king zero
    6 foot 5, hard as f*ck, he gets the reds excited
    stick your city up your ar*e cos we are man united

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