Have a scroll through some classic Manchester United chants and look out for the latest songs.
We are the Busby Boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you’ll die,
We all follow United
20 times!
20 times 20 times Man United
20 times 20 times I say
20 times 20 times Man United
Playing Football The Matt Busby Way!
Georgie Best
Going on up to the spirit in the sky,
It’s where I’m gonna go when I die,
When I die and they lay me to rest,
I’m gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best
Anthony Martial chant
Tony Martial came from France,
The English press said he had no chance,
£50m down the drain,
Tony Martial scores again!!
We’ll Never Die
United’s flag is deepest red
It shrouded all our Munich dead
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
Their heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold
Then raise United’s banner high
Beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die
So keep the faith and never fear
We’ll keep the Red Flag flying here
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll keep the Red flag flying high
‘Cos Man United will never die
Stretford Enders
Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby
‘Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury?’
‘No,’ said Matt, ‘You cockney twat,
But I’ve heard of the STRETFORD ENDERS!!’
Got United on my mind
Woke up this morning feeling fine,
I’ve got United on my mind,
Jose’s got us playing the way we should,
Something tells me I’m into something good.
United Calypso
Manchester, Manchester United
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes
They deserve to be knighted!
If ever they are playing in your town
You must get to that football ground
Take a lesson come and see
Football taught by Matt Busby
United are the team for me
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give adog a bone
Why dont City f*ck off home
Jingle bells
Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
United win away
The City is yours?!
The city is yours,
the city is yours….
20000 empty seats,
are you fucking sure!?
From the banks of the Irwell (version 1)
From the banks of the River Irwell
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight for United
Till we win the Football League
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City – (They’re shit!)
We will fight, fight, fight for United
Till we win the Football League
From the banks of the Irwell (version 2)
From the banks of the Irwell,
To Sicily,
And we will fight fight fight,
For Man United FC,
Oh oh oh ohhh,
Oh oh oh ohhh,
Ay ay ay ayyy
Ay ay ay ayyy
Matt Busby’s aces
Oh me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just to see us running,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby’s aces!
The Busby Babes
Forever and ever,
We’ll follow the boys,
Of Man United,
The Busby Babes
Manchester is wonderful
Oh Manchester, (oh Manchester)
Is wonderful, (is wonderful)
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It’s full of tits, fanny, and United;
Oh Manchester is wonderful.
The Pride of All Europe
We are just one of those teams
That you see now and then,
We often score six
But we seldom score ten,
We beat em at home
And we beat em away,
We kill any bastards
That get in our way;
We are the pride of all Europe
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!),
We are United
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys
She wore a Scarlet Ribbon
She wore, she wore,
She wore a scarlet ribbon,
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May
And when, I asked
Oh why she wore that ribbon,
She said it’s for United and they’re going to Wem-ber-ley,
Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley,
We’re the famous Man United
And we’re going to Wem-ber-ley
Stretford End arising
I see the Stretford End arising,
I see trouble on the way,
Don’t go out tonight,
Unless you’re red and white,
I see there’s trouble on the way
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was fucking dearer,
So please don’t take,
My Solskjaer away…
If you come from Manchester…
If you come from Manchester
You’re sure to be a blue,
Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true you’re nothing but a fool,
Cos in the town of Manchester
Man United rule
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la
You can stick your Bayern Munich
Juventus Ajax too,
There’s only one collosal team they play in laser blue,
They’re gonna beat United, like once upon a time
They’re gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la
If I die in the Kippax Street
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, there’ll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, then carry me back to the Stretford End
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road the City fans they shit their load,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, there’ll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, United fans fucking will,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, ten blue bastards went the same way,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
When I die and go to hell, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Me and the Devil will get on well, woah-oh, woah-oh,
‘Cos he hates Summerbee and I hate Bell, me and the Devil will get on well,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, I’ll defend my faith right to the end,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Viva da Silva
Viva da Silva,
Viva da Silva,
When they’re on the pitch,
Don’t know which is which,
Viva da Silva
Chris Smalling
Smalling, Smalling, Smalling,
Chris Smalling of MUFC,
He’s big and he’s black,
And he plays at the back,
Chris Smalling of MUFC
Anderson
Ander-son-son-son
He’s better than Kleberson
Ander-son-son-son
He’s our midfield magician
To the left,
To the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class,
With a brass,
And he shits on Fabregas
Rooney
I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me, he’s seen the white Pele,
So I asked, who is he,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney (wazza) (repeat)
Berbatov
Dimitar, Berbatov,
One look at City and he said fuck off
Javier Hernandez
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Chicharito scores for me,
Javier Hernandez,
Little Pea
Ryan Giggs v1
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Fear by the blues
Loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
Ryan Giggs v2
Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart again
Ryan Giggs v3
Giggs, Giggs will shag you apart again
Nemanja Vidic
Nemanja, woah-oh
Nemanja, woah-oh
He comes from Serbia,
He’ll fucking murder ya
John O’Shea
When Jonny goes marching down the wing (O’Shea, O’Shea)
When Jonny goes marching down the wing (O’Shea, O’Shea)
When Jonny goes marching down the wing the Stretford End will stand and sing,
We all know that Jonny’s gonna score
Wes Brown
He’s big, he’s bad, he’s Wesley Brown,
The hardest man in all of down,
With orange hair beware,
Come and have a go if you dare
Cantona v1
Who’s that friend we have in Jesus,
He’s our saviour from afar,
Who’s that friend we have in Jesus,
And his name is Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh, oooh ahhh, oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona
Cantona v2
We’ll drink a drink a drink,
To Eric the king the king the king,
He’s the leader of our football team,
He’s the greatest, centre forward,
That the world, has ever seen
Viva Ronaldo
Viva Ronaldo, viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear United sing,
Viva Ronaldo
Jaap Stam
Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch man,
Get past him if you fucking can,
Try a little trick and he’ll make you look a dick,
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam
Adnan Januzaj
I want to tell you,
I might as well do,
about a boy who can do anything.
He comes from Belgium, his name is Adnan,
Januzaj, Januzaj, Januzaj.
Radamel Falcao
Lo lo lo lo….Radamel Falcao….
Juan Mata #1
Juan Mata woah,
Juan Mata woah,
He made the rent boys cry,
To play with Januzaj
Juan Mata #2
Who’s the greatest player in the Premier League,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan,
Who’s the greatest player in the Premier League,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan,
Woahhh Juan Mata, woahhh Juan Mata, woahhh Juan Mata,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan
Ruud van Nistelrooy
Ruud van Nistelrooy tra la la la la,
Ruud van Nistelrooy traaaaa la la la la la
Shinji Kagawa
All we need is Shinji Kagawa,
(Clap) (Clap),
All we need is Shinji Kagawa,
(Clap) (Clap)
Kicking a blue
We fought in France, We fought in Spain,
we fought in the Sun and we fought in the Rain,
we took the Kop and Chelsea too,
but what we like most is kicking a blue,
kicking a blue,
kicking a blue,
what we like most is kicking a blue
Michael Carrick
Oh, oh, oh,
it’s Carrick you know,
it’s hard to believe it’s not Scholes
Robin van Persie
Oh Robin van Persie!
Oh Robin van Persie!
We do what we want!
We do what we want,
We do what we waaaa-ant,
We’re Man United,
We do what we want!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero,
On a free from PSG,
He cost us f***ing zero,
6 foot 5; hard as f**k,
He gets the Reds excited,
Stick your City up your a**e,
‘Cos we are Man United!
20 yards …
30 yards …
40 yards or more ,
seeing nani with that ball you no hes gonna score
NANI
20 yards …
30 yards …
40 yards or more ,
seeing nani with that ball you no hes gonna score
to the tune of fernando by abba.There was someting in the air that night the stars were bright hernandez.There was something there for you and me my little pea hernandez.
UNI-TED UNITED ARE THE TEAM FOR ME!
All we are saying …is give Pea a chance
All we are saying …is give Pea a chance
All we are saying …is give Pea a chance
All we are saying …is give Pea a chance
America’s got Barick, we’ve got Michael Carrick
Sir alex ferguson, when will we see his likes again?
He came to old trafford, from.. AB-ER-DEEN.
He won us trophies,, how many?
So many trophies, he sent the scousers home to cry. (home to cry)
repeat.
His name’s Patrick Vieira, he hasn’t got a clue –
He used to be successful, then he came a blue!
They’re throwing away the title,
but he says they’re not to blame –
Cos the refs love United … oh what a f*ckin shame!
FInally came up with a chant for the boy valencia..
to be sung to the choon of moster – by automatic
whose that running down the wing … is it valencia, is it valencia
whose that puttin you down one nil… its valencia.. its valencia..
inspired by the win at blackburn tonight
@brendan – I like it!
I was thinking of this chant for a while, if anyone has the power to get chants going feel free to edit this, to the tune of ‘dont look back in anger’ by Oasis
‘Oooh City can wait
They know its too late
And they’ll never win titles
The oil burns away
We’ll never beat United
I heard you say’
Not sure about the lyrics but the tune would definitely get under their skin! Lets get it going!
jav-i-er her-nan-dez
he hates city, hes a red
with a knick paddy wack give a dog a bone
hes our red from mexico
to the tune of blue moon.
Blue moon
your season’s over so soon
the league has just slipped away
and now mancini must pay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVg43tbGziM&ytsession=BKcZSPNes89Xbq8_z0wtTervye5ULwQ7oZMNc5trEvCKoqKJ7tiz0i2-CxpxWAl8F9rRr1VV6UkuyygWfLnYAe1BZISLQwzEYFEL4cWWZCdv5FsGjYNtDux0iyewMB3nZeviV_MAu9O9dvo_vCvauPN7PiEZjVm_SyGEJ156TgcHAhkq_CF3vIAnEoYzAPG2QVUWkT_ZbVVUlDmPcrgwq2CHQLewvUKDmvtSCGdZTGKUoRDexDFw5jhX2IO_4RbYKA2cZ2iG2TDnKH6jumgoBU-GzFF1etguG0RPbGcW3OE
does anyone know the finish lyrics to
You are not,
You’re not usually here,
You are not,
You’re not usually here,
IF, we sign the playmaker Hazard:
“What’s that coming over the hill, is it a Wizard?
No, it’s Hazard”
any chant for paul scholes?
lalalalalalalala city repeat
he runs down left he runs down the right that boy tommy makes city look shite
Nayer, surely you know “Paul Scholes, He scores goals”?
For rio (to the tune of follow united to moscow)
rio rio rio,
Coz united are better than england
left him out of defence
doesnt make any sense
and they will lose the euros
david de gea (tune of he plays on the left he plays on the riight)
david de gea
david de geeeaaaaa
hes a superstar
hes our number 1
Comments please ??
REPLY TO ANTHOYN
you are not you’re not usually here
you are not you’re not usually here
just like a picture of those empty seats
you’re not usually here
theres a party down at city they think there fucking great they won their first league title since 1968 it cost em half a billion from someone elses bank we finished up on level point and they said we were wank tra laa laa laaa we all hate city ….
He’s Scholesys midfield partner,
He’s never seen a barber,
His grandad bombed Pearl Harbour,
It’s Shinji Kagawa
You are not
your not usually here
you are not
your not usually here
its like the pictures of those empty seats (again
Your not usually here
He’s a player thats a legend on the famous streford end,
A player ever simple in his style,
The stories often told how he’s worth his weight in gold,
He’s a player from the famous emerald isle.
He’s loved at man united, infact the whole world through,
Forever running rings around the rest, and the best.
And as we hold are banners high, we hear the stretford roar
They’ll be singing number one was Georgie Best.
A northern irish winger, with magic in his boots,
Were so proud he wore united’s crest,
Pele said he’s the greatest, the best the world has seen,
He’s a legend and his name was Georgie Best
If Robin Van Persie comes
To the tune of Rita Ora R.I.P
R.V.P Is the man we like to see
Hes a goal scorer!
Van persie is our dutch hitman
waved goodbye to the aresnal fans
Didnt want to be their number 10
coz he wants to win some trophies again!
to the tune of jip jaap stam…wat uz think??
[We All Stand Together (P. McCartney)]
Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain he’ll never give in
Japanese, goals, yes please
Shinji Kagawa
Plays the game, fights the fight
His talent and skill are a beautiful sight
Arm in arm, hand in hand
Shinji Kagawa
hu la la la laaaaaa i hatr the blues i am utd migic fan fuck city fuck aguero mthr fucker
(to the tune of lord of the dance)
We’ve got RVP
He’s gonna play with Wayne Rooney
He’s gonna score two, he’s gonna score 3
Shitting all over the City!
Van Persie!!
He’ll score with his left..
He’ll score with his ri-gh-t..
That boy van Persie..
Makes city look shite!!
Kagawa!!
Kagawa where ever you may be
we’re glad you fancy history
could be worse you could be french
joining Nasri on City’s bench!
You all know the tune
Robins F**king Magic
He’s Left The Paedo Tw*t
Cus When He Saw Old Trafford
He Said I Fancy That!
He Didn’t Sign For Juve
Or Citeh Cus Their Shite
He Signed For Man United
Cus Were F**king Dynamite!!
When we lost the league to city,
Fergie came to comfort me,
Speaking words of wisdom,
Van Persie.
Van Persie, Van Persie,
Van Persie, oh Van Persie.
He will be the answer,
Van Persie.
Robin Van Persie, Robin Van Persie, Robin Van Persie
He said f**k you, I wanna join Man U
Robin Van Persie
To the tune of Viva Ronaldo
Mancini said to RVP.
Come and play for Man City
No said Rob you f**kin knob
Id rather be a Stretford Ender.
Liking andys kagawa tune. Cant wait to get over to a game.
Up united we will make it this time in the uefa champion
Goals goals goals
Glory glory glory
Life at man united
Trophys there are plenty
That’s why rvp chose number 20
This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
You signed Rodwell
We signed Van Persiiiiieeee
Buttner, Buttner, Buttner
He’s coming after you,
He looks just like a headcase
And he tackles like one too!
To this tune http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnzVq2t7bi4, the tune starts at about 15 seconds
REPLY to neyer
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
Paul Scholes – he scores goals…
what a legend.
REPLY TO NEYER
in the Tune of kum ba ya
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
Paul Scholes – he scores goals…
correction to above tune;
he scores goals galore,
scholes scores goals,
he scores goals galore,
scholes scores goals,
he scores goals galore,
scholes scores goals,
paul scholes – he scores goals
The city is yours
The city is yours
40,000 empty seats are f**king sure
After the capital one game at the (emptihad) against aston villa with citys 4-2 defeat
he’ll shag who he wants
he’ll shag who he wantssss
that boy giggsy he’ll shag whop he wants
grant says:
September 23, 2012 at 2:51 am
REPLY TO NEYER
in the Tune of kum ba ya
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
He scores goals, galore
He scores goals!
Paul Scholes – he scores goals…
russ says:
September 24, 2012 at 10:34 am
correction to above tune;
he scores goals galore,
scholes scores goals,
he scores goals galore,
scholes scores goals,
he scores goals galore,
scholes scores goals,
paul scholes – he scores goals
Er russ what you on about? It’s “He scores goals galore, he scores goals”
Van Persie
to the tune of ‘by the name of wayne rooney’
Van Persie, Van Persie
He’ll spare you no mercy.
RVP RVP
He’ll make you feel weepy.
His no. is two-zero
He’s our hero our hero.
Oh Robin van Persie!
To the tune of Auld Lang Sine…….
Way back in 1999 we went to Juventus, we won 3-2 and we were on our way to the Nou Camp….
We won the League, we won the cup and then we played Bayern… We won 2-1 and we were crowned the European Champions….
We won the League, we won the cup,we won in Europe too, and when we won we sung this song now I’ll sing it to you….
UNITED tch tch tch UNITED tch tch ch UNITED …..
I have a hernandez song, it goes to the same tune as the darts anthem! Dur dur dur the dur dur dur…and so on..then you end it with her-nan-dez !! Then sing again haha