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Favourite United player: Paul Scholes.
Favourite current United player: Ander Herrera.
What advice would you give Louis van Gaal: Don’t listen to weird strangers over the internet, Mr. Louis.
Favourite United Goal: Ronaldo’s 2nd at the Emirates in the 2009 CL semi. Just a sublime counterattacking goal from Sir Alex’s most accomplished side.
Where will United finish this season: 1st, because I say this every year. Yes, even under Moyes.
Best United side: Schmeichel; G.Neville, Rio, Stam, Evra; Beckham, Keane, Scholes, Ronaldo; Cantona, Van Nistelrooy.
Player you’d like to see at Old Trafford: Ander Herrera. I’m really worried that Mr. Louis doesn’t like him as much as he should.
Who will finish top scorer at United: Rooney. With 17 league goals, 24 in all competitions.