I’m Joe. I’m not the son of God, nor do I know Karate.
Favourite United player: Ryan Giggs
Favourite current United player: Anthony Martial
What advice would you give Jose Mourinho: Win
Favourite United Goal: Solskjaer winner in 99
Where will United finish this season: So hard to say. Balls to it. 1st.
Best United side: 98/99
Player you’d like to see at Old Trafford: Gareth Bale
Who will finish top scorer at United: Zlatan.