Have a scroll through some classic Manchester United chants and look out for the latest songs.
We are the Busby Boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you’ll die,
We all follow United
20 times!
20 times 20 times Man United
20 times 20 times I say
20 times 20 times Man United
Playing Football The Matt Busby Way!
Georgie Best
Going on up to the spirit in the sky,
It’s where I’m gonna go when I die,
When I die and they lay me to rest,
I’m gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best
Anthony Martial chant
Tony Martial came from France,
The English press said he had no chance,
£50m down the drain,
Tony Martial scores again!!
We’ll Never Die
United’s flag is deepest red
It shrouded all our Munich dead
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
Their heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold
Then raise United’s banner high
Beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die
So keep the faith and never fear
We’ll keep the Red Flag flying here
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll keep the Red flag flying high
‘Cos Man United will never die
Stretford Enders
Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby
‘Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury?’
‘No,’ said Matt, ‘You cockney twat,
But I’ve heard of the STRETFORD ENDERS!!’
Got United on my mind
Woke up this morning feeling fine,
I’ve got United on my mind,
Jose’s got us playing the way we should,
Something tells me I’m into something good.
United Calypso
Manchester, Manchester United
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes
They deserve to be knighted!
If ever they are playing in your town
You must get to that football ground
Take a lesson come and see
Football taught by Matt Busby
United are the team for me
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give adog a bone
Why dont City f*ck off home
Jingle bells
Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
United win away
The City is yours?!
The city is yours,
the city is yours….
20000 empty seats,
are you fucking sure!?
From the banks of the Irwell (version 1)
From the banks of the River Irwell
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight for United
Till we win the Football League
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City – (They’re shit!)
We will fight, fight, fight for United
Till we win the Football League
From the banks of the Irwell (version 2)
From the banks of the Irwell,
To Sicily,
And we will fight fight fight,
For Man United FC,
Oh oh oh ohhh,
Oh oh oh ohhh,
Ay ay ay ayyy
Ay ay ay ayyy
Matt Busby’s aces
Oh me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just to see us running,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby’s aces!
The Busby Babes
Forever and ever,
We’ll follow the boys,
Of Man United,
The Busby Babes
Manchester is wonderful
Oh Manchester, (oh Manchester)
Is wonderful, (is wonderful)
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It’s full of tits, fanny, and United;
Oh Manchester is wonderful.
The Pride of All Europe
We are just one of those teams
That you see now and then,
We often score six
But we seldom score ten,
We beat em at home
And we beat em away,
We kill any bastards
That get in our way;
We are the pride of all Europe
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!),
We are United
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys
She wore a Scarlet Ribbon
She wore, she wore,
She wore a scarlet ribbon,
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May
And when, I asked
Oh why she wore that ribbon,
She said it’s for United and they’re going to Wem-ber-ley,
Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley,
We’re the famous Man United
And we’re going to Wem-ber-ley
Stretford End arising
I see the Stretford End arising,
I see trouble on the way,
Don’t go out tonight,
Unless you’re red and white,
I see there’s trouble on the way
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was fucking dearer,
So please don’t take,
My Solskjaer away…
If you come from Manchester…
If you come from Manchester
You’re sure to be a blue,
Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true you’re nothing but a fool,
Cos in the town of Manchester
Man United rule
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la
You can stick your Bayern Munich
Juventus Ajax too,
There’s only one collosal team they play in laser blue,
They’re gonna beat United, like once upon a time
They’re gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la
If I die in the Kippax Street
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, there’ll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, then carry me back to the Stretford End
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road the City fans they shit their load,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, there’ll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, United fans fucking will,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, ten blue bastards went the same way,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
When I die and go to hell, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Me and the Devil will get on well, woah-oh, woah-oh,
‘Cos he hates Summerbee and I hate Bell, me and the Devil will get on well,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, I’ll defend my faith right to the end,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Viva da Silva
Viva da Silva,
Viva da Silva,
When they’re on the pitch,
Don’t know which is which,
Viva da Silva
Chris Smalling
Smalling, Smalling, Smalling,
Chris Smalling of MUFC,
He’s big and he’s black,
And he plays at the back,
Chris Smalling of MUFC
Anderson
Ander-son-son-son
He’s better than Kleberson
Ander-son-son-son
He’s our midfield magician
To the left,
To the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class,
With a brass,
And he shits on Fabregas
Rooney
I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me, he’s seen the white Pele,
So I asked, who is he,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney (wazza) (repeat)
Berbatov
Dimitar, Berbatov,
One look at City and he said fuck off
Javier Hernandez
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Chicharito scores for me,
Javier Hernandez,
Little Pea
Ryan Giggs v1
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Fear by the blues
Loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
Ryan Giggs v2
Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart again
Ryan Giggs v3
Giggs, Giggs will shag you apart again
Nemanja Vidic
Nemanja, woah-oh
Nemanja, woah-oh
He comes from Serbia,
He’ll fucking murder ya
John O’Shea
When Jonny goes marching down the wing (O’Shea, O’Shea)
When Jonny goes marching down the wing (O’Shea, O’Shea)
When Jonny goes marching down the wing the Stretford End will stand and sing,
We all know that Jonny’s gonna score
Wes Brown
He’s big, he’s bad, he’s Wesley Brown,
The hardest man in all of down,
With orange hair beware,
Come and have a go if you dare
Cantona v1
Who’s that friend we have in Jesus,
He’s our saviour from afar,
Who’s that friend we have in Jesus,
And his name is Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh, oooh ahhh, oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona
Cantona v2
We’ll drink a drink a drink,
To Eric the king the king the king,
He’s the leader of our football team,
He’s the greatest, centre forward,
That the world, has ever seen
Viva Ronaldo
Viva Ronaldo, viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear United sing,
Viva Ronaldo
Jaap Stam
Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch man,
Get past him if you fucking can,
Try a little trick and he’ll make you look a dick,
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam
Adnan Januzaj
I want to tell you,
I might as well do,
about a boy who can do anything.
He comes from Belgium, his name is Adnan,
Januzaj, Januzaj, Januzaj.
Radamel Falcao
Lo lo lo lo….Radamel Falcao….
Juan Mata #1
Juan Mata woah,
Juan Mata woah,
He made the rent boys cry,
To play with Januzaj
Juan Mata #2
Who’s the greatest player in the Premier League,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan,
Who’s the greatest player in the Premier League,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan,
Woahhh Juan Mata, woahhh Juan Mata, woahhh Juan Mata,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan
Ruud van Nistelrooy
Ruud van Nistelrooy tra la la la la,
Ruud van Nistelrooy traaaaa la la la la la
Shinji Kagawa
All we need is Shinji Kagawa,
(Clap) (Clap),
All we need is Shinji Kagawa,
(Clap) (Clap)
Kicking a blue
We fought in France, We fought in Spain,
we fought in the Sun and we fought in the Rain,
we took the Kop and Chelsea too,
but what we like most is kicking a blue,
kicking a blue,
kicking a blue,
what we like most is kicking a blue
Michael Carrick
Oh, oh, oh,
it’s Carrick you know,
it’s hard to believe it’s not Scholes
Robin van Persie
Oh Robin van Persie!
Oh Robin van Persie!
We do what we want!
We do what we want,
We do what we waaaa-ant,
We’re Man United,
We do what we want!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero,
On a free from PSG,
He cost us f***ing zero,
6 foot 5; hard as f**k,
He gets the Reds excited,
Stick your City up your a**e,
‘Cos we are Man United!
united till i die ,
United till i die
United till i die ,and in my after life!!!!
He plays on the left
He plays on the right
That boy Ronaldo
Makes England look shite!
He brought us back from the dead
We r united and we play in red
13 titles loadsa of fun
Thank you sir Alex ferguson, ferguson, ferguson thank you sir Alex ferguson!!!
Shinji, Shinji ,Shinji
Second name Kagawa, Kagawa, Kagawa,
He’s Carrick’s Midfield partner, partner,
His grandad bombed Pearl Harbour.
This should be up there!
Fellaini song (dont you want me baby)
Yes he cost too much
He has a shit haircut
But it doesn’t matter
Cos hes hard as fuck!
Maraoune fellaini!
Maraoune fe – laiiiiiini
is the “Robin van Persie” song taken from original song? if not, then what is the original song title? Thank’s a lot.. i verry like this website so much.
GLORY-GLORY MAN UNITED, GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED, GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED as THE REDS GO MARCHING ON!!!!
Everywhere you go… Always take de Gea with youuuu every where you gooo always de Gea with youu
We can’t win a game, not even a half
but we’ll stick by Moyes cose we bought the scarf
we all hate Leeds scum we all hate Leeds scum…
Some people say moyes is shit
But he feels like a vibrating clit
He makes our team good
It could be better yes it could
But David moyes yeah David moyes!
Who put the ball in the german’s net
Who put the ball in the german’s net
Who put the ball in the german’s net
Ole gunner solskjear!!!
Everton are the best
Dreams are still alive, hopes are more… We are the Man U, This is the ‘Roar’…
Brendan Rogers Liverpool WERE on their way to glory
Gerard slipped, Chelsea scored
Now the kids ain’t got a story!
UNITED
UNITED!
Oh, he came, he saw, conquered yes his name is Ryan Giggs. Bolting down the wing, that’s why all the united fans sing: GLORY MAN UNITED, GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED, GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED, COS WE HAVE RYAN GIGGS
To the tune ‘Alice’
24 years just waiting for a chance,
To win a league title never got a second glance,
It’s been 24 years and you fucked it all up at Palace… Palace who the fuck are Palace
Steve Gerrard,Gerrard,
They cheered him from near and far
Then he got mugged by Dember Ba
Steve Gerrard,Gerrard.
Steve Gerrard Gerrard,
He slipped and gave Ba the ball,
And Liverpool won fuck all
Steve Gerrard Gerrard
To the tune of How Bizarre!!
Tried to get it going in the Bishops!!
Januzaj!! (Doo de do, do de do, do de do) Januzaj!!! (Doo de do, do de do, do de do) Januzaj!!!
Ooooh Baby,
You’re making us crazy, You’re making us crazy!!
Everytime I look around X 3
It’s Januzaj!!
Feed the scoucers, let them know its christmas time x4. Or on the 12 days of christmas…. 12 Cantonas 11 cantonas ……. and and ERIC CANTONAAAAAAAA
If we get Vidal…..
Arturo Woa-Oh
Arturo Woa Woa-Oh
He Came Here From Chile
He’ll Shit On Stevie “G”
When ronaldo has the ball,
Hes feared by them all,
Hes quick,hes slick,he takes a hell of a freekick
tune of city pelligrini song:
Ed woodward went to spain in a bright red kia!
Brought us back a new winger
Angel Di MARIAA!
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Oh lo lo lo lo loooo… Radamel Falcao
Oh lo lo lo lo lo, Oh lo lo lo lo lo… Radamel Falcao
Maria…. Angel Di Maria
On the left or the right
Maria…. Angel Di Maria
He makes City look sh**e
Maria, I’ve just seen Angel Di Maria
He makes or scores a goal
United’s heart and soul
Repeat
(to the tune from West Side Story)
He’s only a poor little Scouser,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he doesn’t sing anymore
(Repeat)
We’re forever throwing bottles,
Pretty bottles in the air,
They fly so high,
They reach the sky,
Like West Ham, they fade and die,
Tottenham’s always running,
Chelsea’s running too,
We’re the Stretford Enders,
And we’re coming after you – alternate (We’ll sing this song to you)
United, United, United
Tune: Wild Rover
And it’s Di-Ma-ria
*clap clap clap*
it’s the Angel you know
when the fuck he want’s
he’ll put on a show
Mamma Mia tune
Di Maria
Here he goes again
Angel, how can he assist you
For all who have heard it in j stand and don’t quite know the words.
To the tune of candy man.
Who can rob your house and
violate your gran ?
Who can sell cocaine from an ice cream van?
A scouser can
Yes a scouser can.
Marouane Fellaini You’re the love of my Life
Marouane Fellaini I’ll let you shag my wife
Marouane Fellaini I want curly hair to.
x2
Marouane Fellaini, you are the love of my life,
Marouane Fellaini I’ll let you shag my wife,
I want curly hair too.
x2
NEW VAN GAAL SONG. (SUNG TO RYTHM OF HONG KONG FUEY)
CHOP CHOP HE’LL TAKE US TO THE TOP
CHOP CHOP HE’LL TAKE US TO THE TOP
LOUIS…HES JUST LIKE HONG KONG FUEY
LOUIS… LOUIS VAN GAAL!
WOULD BE GREAT IF COULD GET THIS GOING AT THE NEXT GAME
manchester manchester u look lkike a fancehster u always win like a rocjesat
and yopu ate biriyana with somebody like a nobody we rule in the pool coz were cool and were not a fool like a somebody
maroujana fellani
hayne rooney
He scores when he wants
He scores when he wants
Marouane Fellaini
He scores when he wants
steve gerrard, gerrard
he slipped on his fucking arse
he gave it to demba ba
steve gerrard, gerrard
Do Reds support Freedom of expression? I hope so, we need to sing the Marseilaise tomorrow:
Ooh aahh, ooh-ahh Char’lie Heb’do…Ooh ahh
“..On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 Charlie Hebdos. 11 charlie Hebdos, 10 Charlie Hebdos etc.
and the Ronaldo song:
vive Charlie Hebdo, Vive Charlie Hebdo
Liberte, Egalite,
Vive Charlie Hebdo!
Marouane Fellaini (I love you baby)
Marouane Fellaini, you’re the love of my life!
Marouane Fellaini, I’d let you shag my wife!
Marouane Fellaini, I want curly hair too!
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard……
He slipped on his fucking arse….
He gave it to Demba Ba…
Steve, Gerrard, Gerrard.
have you ever seen gerrard win the league?
have you ever seen gerrard win the league?
have you ever seen gerrard…
ever seen gerrard…
ever seen gerrard win the league…………..HAVE YOU FUCK!
Could someone share the “oh what a night” wordings here pls ?
New Song (need help to get it going)
O flowers of munich
when will we see
your likes again
who fought and died for
the team we follow today
we took on europe (BUSBY)
and all off there armys
and sent them homeward
to think again. repeat
(YSB)
You scouse bastard!
You scouse bastard!
(YSB)
You scouse bastard!
You scouse bastard!!
Could some one share me a wording of ” You nearly won the league . . . then Gerrard f***ed it up.”? Thanks
Here’s one from a Manchester United Supporter from Canada, on behalf of many. Sung to the tune of “If you’re happy & you know it”
“If you’re beaten & you know it stomp you’re feet
If you’re beaten & you know it stomp you’re feet
If you’re beaten & you know it and you really can’t control it
If you’re beaten & you know it stomp you’re feet stomp your feet”
We always listen for your songs at every match & would be delighted to hear this sung the next time we meet the liverpool stompers!
LONG LIVE UNITED!!!
we made one up during the Scouse game..
Who put the ball in the scousers net?
Who put the ball in the scousers net?
Who put the ball in the scousers net?
JUAN MATA GARCIA
united, united through and through
united, united through and through
oh’united never die because there best of england and the world
SO LISTEN YOU CITY FANS UNITED ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND THEY WILL NEVER DIE
SO GET THAT IN TO YOUR THICK SOUL IF NOT FUCK OFF.
Saw the ghost of Bestie, on Sir Matt Busby Way,
Followed him up, to the gates of Old Trafford,
And watched, as that boy could play,
Gotta dream and believe to achieve at United, a red for life pursued,
You ain’t living till you’ve been, to the theater of dreams, the stage is set for you,
And now we’re walking in Memphis,
We’re talking with our hearts and we know it’s real,
We’re walking in Memphis,
We do really feel the way we feel,
(To the tune of walking on Memphis)
why don’t you come home
Why don’t you come home
Viva ronaldo
We want you back home