Have a scroll through some classic Manchester United chants and look out for the latest songs.
We are the Busby Boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you’ll die,
We all follow United
20 times!
20 times 20 times Man United
20 times 20 times I say
20 times 20 times Man United
Playing Football The Matt Busby Way!
Georgie Best
Going on up to the spirit in the sky,
It’s where I’m gonna go when I die,
When I die and they lay me to rest,
I’m gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best
Anthony Martial chant
Tony Martial came from France,
The English press said he had no chance,
£50m down the drain,
Tony Martial scores again!!
We’ll Never Die
United’s flag is deepest red
It shrouded all our Munich dead
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
Their heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold
Then raise United’s banner high
Beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die
So keep the faith and never fear
We’ll keep the Red Flag flying here
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll keep the Red flag flying high
‘Cos Man United will never die
Stretford Enders
Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby
‘Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury?’
‘No,’ said Matt, ‘You cockney twat,
But I’ve heard of the STRETFORD ENDERS!!’
Got United on my mind
Woke up this morning feeling fine,
I’ve got United on my mind,
Jose’s got us playing the way we should,
Something tells me I’m into something good.
United Calypso
Manchester, Manchester United
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes
They deserve to be knighted!
If ever they are playing in your town
You must get to that football ground
Take a lesson come and see
Football taught by Matt Busby
United are the team for me
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give adog a bone
Why dont City f*ck off home
Jingle bells
Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
United win away
The City is yours?!
The city is yours,
the city is yours….
20000 empty seats,
are you fucking sure!?
From the banks of the Irwell (version 1)
From the banks of the River Irwell
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight for United
Till we win the Football League
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City – (They’re shit!)
We will fight, fight, fight for United
Till we win the Football League
From the banks of the Irwell (version 2)
From the banks of the Irwell,
To Sicily,
And we will fight fight fight,
For Man United FC,
Oh oh oh ohhh,
Oh oh oh ohhh,
Ay ay ay ayyy
Ay ay ay ayyy
Matt Busby’s aces
Oh me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just to see us running,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby’s aces!
The Busby Babes
Forever and ever,
We’ll follow the boys,
Of Man United,
The Busby Babes
Manchester is wonderful
Oh Manchester, (oh Manchester)
Is wonderful, (is wonderful)
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It’s full of tits, fanny, and United;
Oh Manchester is wonderful.
The Pride of All Europe
We are just one of those teams
That you see now and then,
We often score six
But we seldom score ten,
We beat em at home
And we beat em away,
We kill any bastards
That get in our way;
We are the pride of all Europe
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!),
We are United
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys
She wore a Scarlet Ribbon
She wore, she wore,
She wore a scarlet ribbon,
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May
And when, I asked
Oh why she wore that ribbon,
She said it’s for United and they’re going to Wem-ber-ley,
Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley,
We’re the famous Man United
And we’re going to Wem-ber-ley
Stretford End arising
I see the Stretford End arising,
I see trouble on the way,
Don’t go out tonight,
Unless you’re red and white,
I see there’s trouble on the way
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was fucking dearer,
So please don’t take,
My Solskjaer away…
If you come from Manchester…
If you come from Manchester
You’re sure to be a blue,
Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true you’re nothing but a fool,
Cos in the town of Manchester
Man United rule
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la
You can stick your Bayern Munich
Juventus Ajax too,
There’s only one collosal team they play in laser blue,
They’re gonna beat United, like once upon a time
They’re gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la
If I die in the Kippax Street
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, there’ll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, then carry me back to the Stretford End
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road the City fans they shit their load,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, there’ll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, United fans fucking will,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, ten blue bastards went the same way,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
When I die and go to hell, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Me and the Devil will get on well, woah-oh, woah-oh,
‘Cos he hates Summerbee and I hate Bell, me and the Devil will get on well,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, I’ll defend my faith right to the end,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Viva da Silva
Viva da Silva,
Viva da Silva,
When they’re on the pitch,
Don’t know which is which,
Viva da Silva
Chris Smalling
Smalling, Smalling, Smalling,
Chris Smalling of MUFC,
He’s big and he’s black,
And he plays at the back,
Chris Smalling of MUFC
Anderson
Ander-son-son-son
He’s better than Kleberson
Ander-son-son-son
He’s our midfield magician
To the left,
To the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class,
With a brass,
And he shits on Fabregas
Rooney
I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me, he’s seen the white Pele,
So I asked, who is he,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney (wazza) (repeat)
Berbatov
Dimitar, Berbatov,
One look at City and he said fuck off
Javier Hernandez
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Chicharito scores for me,
Javier Hernandez,
Little Pea
Ryan Giggs v1
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Fear by the blues
Loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
Ryan Giggs v2
Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart again
Ryan Giggs v3
Giggs, Giggs will shag you apart again
Nemanja Vidic
Nemanja, woah-oh
Nemanja, woah-oh
He comes from Serbia,
He’ll fucking murder ya
John O’Shea
When Jonny goes marching down the wing (O’Shea, O’Shea)
When Jonny goes marching down the wing (O’Shea, O’Shea)
When Jonny goes marching down the wing the Stretford End will stand and sing,
We all know that Jonny’s gonna score
Wes Brown
He’s big, he’s bad, he’s Wesley Brown,
The hardest man in all of down,
With orange hair beware,
Come and have a go if you dare
Cantona v1
Who’s that friend we have in Jesus,
He’s our saviour from afar,
Who’s that friend we have in Jesus,
And his name is Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh, oooh ahhh, oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona
Cantona v2
We’ll drink a drink a drink,
To Eric the king the king the king,
He’s the leader of our football team,
He’s the greatest, centre forward,
That the world, has ever seen
Viva Ronaldo
Viva Ronaldo, viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear United sing,
Viva Ronaldo
Jaap Stam
Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch man,
Get past him if you fucking can,
Try a little trick and he’ll make you look a dick,
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam
Adnan Januzaj
I want to tell you,
I might as well do,
about a boy who can do anything.
He comes from Belgium, his name is Adnan,
Januzaj, Januzaj, Januzaj.
Radamel Falcao
Lo lo lo lo….Radamel Falcao….
Juan Mata #1
Juan Mata woah,
Juan Mata woah,
He made the rent boys cry,
To play with Januzaj
Juan Mata #2
Who’s the greatest player in the Premier League,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan,
Who’s the greatest player in the Premier League,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan,
Woahhh Juan Mata, woahhh Juan Mata, woahhh Juan Mata,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan
Ruud van Nistelrooy
Ruud van Nistelrooy tra la la la la,
Ruud van Nistelrooy traaaaa la la la la la
Shinji Kagawa
All we need is Shinji Kagawa,
(Clap) (Clap),
All we need is Shinji Kagawa,
(Clap) (Clap)
Kicking a blue
We fought in France, We fought in Spain,
we fought in the Sun and we fought in the Rain,
we took the Kop and Chelsea too,
but what we like most is kicking a blue,
kicking a blue,
kicking a blue,
what we like most is kicking a blue
Michael Carrick
Oh, oh, oh,
it’s Carrick you know,
it’s hard to believe it’s not Scholes
Robin van Persie
Oh Robin van Persie!
Oh Robin van Persie!
We do what we want!
We do what we want,
We do what we waaaa-ant,
We’re Man United,
We do what we want!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero,
On a free from PSG,
He cost us f***ing zero,
6 foot 5; hard as f**k,
He gets the Reds excited,
Stick your City up your a**e,
‘Cos we are Man United!
Goin on up to the spirit in the sky,
It’s where i’m gonna go when I die.
When I die and they lay me to rest,
I’m gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best.
My old man used to be a City fan,
And I said b*llocks you’re a c*nt,
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute,
With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
We’ll show the City b*stards how to fight (How to fight),
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan,
Altogether now…
(repeated)
Song Lyrics
My old man said be a City fan,
And I said b*llocks you’re a c*nt,
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute,
With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
We’ll show the City b*stards how to fight (How to fight),
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan,
Altogether now…
(repeated)
WHY CANT WE JUST ATTACK, ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!
CAUSE IF WE DONT ATTACK, ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!
YOURE GONNA HAVE A RIOT ON YOUR HANDS!
WHY CANT WE JUST ATTACK, ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!
I JUST DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND!
CAUSE IF WE DONT ATTACK, ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!
YOURE GONNA HAVE A RIOT ON YOUR HANDS!
SORRY, DELETE THE FIRST COMMENT, MISSED A LINE! IM ANNOYED AT THE SHOCKING PERFORMANCE VS PSV!
What’s that coming over the hill,
Anthony martial, Anthony martiaaaaaal
with the tune of: “we are the pride of all europe!” (marcus rashford song)
weee arreee just onee of those fans… which you see now and then!
he often score 6 but he seldom score 10!
he’ll scores at home and he’lls score away!
he kill any bastard that get in his way!
Weeee aree the fans of rashforddd! and he scores a goal!
we love rashfordd and all his goals! AND MORE!
we love rashford without any doubt… we are de rashford fans!
please read my song
When I first saw Marcus, I jumped right out my seat
I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
Scored 2 on his debut, and he was just 18
I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
Then he scored past Hart and I just fell in love
and I just can’t seem to get enough of
Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
MARCUS RASHFORD
Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
MARCUS RASHFORD
He’s United through and through, and he grew up just down the street
I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
Scored against West Ham and he took us to WEM-BER-LY
I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
When he scored past Hart you know I fell in love
and I just can’t seem to get enough of
Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
MARCUS RASHFORD
Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
MARCUS RASHFORD
Falcao cost us a fortune, and Rooney’s all washed up
I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
Here we’ve got a boy who’ll help us win the FA Cup
I just can’t get enough, I just can’t get enough
When he scored past Hart you know I fell in love
and I just can’t seem to get enough of
Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
MARCUS RASHFORD
Dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun da da da da da da dun dun
MARCUS RASHFORD
Lyrics by Dave (AKA Marty Pellow) & Big Black Rich, Centre Circle of Sam Platts
Go in ya braces and ya skinheads vest. To see Denis law and to see George best I’ll meet you in the heft side of the Stretford end wooooo o woooooo Manchester
We’ve got Rashford, Marcus Rashford.
I just don’t think you understand!
The lad from Wythenshawe, give him a chance he’ll score,
We’ve got Marcus Rashford
OH we’re off to Europe in the red…in the red
Denis Law will dazzle in the sun…
And as you all know it’s to Europe we go…
We’re the best team in the land….
Now all you city fans remember this…
We are the greatest side…
And when Law goes up to receive the cup , you’re sure to hear us cry….
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS…CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE..
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS…CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE..
And this chant went on for ages!
Tony Martial He came from France
English Press said he had no chance
50 Million down the drain
as tony Martial scores again
My contribution for a Pogba chant:
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When I see you Pogba I go out of my Head,
I just can’t get enough I just can’t get enough,
You went on your vacation, but came back home instead
I just can’t get enough I just can’t get enough,
Pogba you’re the one I’ll always love, and I just cant seem to get enough of YOU!
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
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What is the new Zlatan chat? I can’t figure what you say after “He’s 6 foot 5”? My son is dying to know?
Zlat ! aaah aaahh… He’s the saviour of the universe…
Zlat ! aaah aaahh… He’ll save everyone of us !
(Flash Gordan Theme Tune)
zlatan Ibrahimovic he is our swedish hero
on a free from PSG he cost us f**king zero
6 foot 5, hard as f*ck, he gets the reds excited
stick your city up your ar*e cos we are man united
Guys, here’s my attempt for a new Pogba chant. To be sung to the tune of our Vida chant.
Paul Pogba (oh oh oh oh)
Paul Pogba (oh oh oh oh)
He came from gay Paris (pronounced Paree)
We let him go for free
…and so on, and so on.
Jose the one for me everybody told me so.
Could’ve sworn there was a song going round against Southampton it goes
Sexy time, sexy time man utd
Sexy time, sexy time man u
Sexy time, sexy time man utd
We’ll be winning till the end of May.
To the tune Sing Hosannah.
Rashford doo doo doo
He will score he’ll ruin you
With his left with his right
He will make your team look shite
its nice
its nice.
its nice to see you ibraa. hooo hooo
Pogba Chant Suggestion
Viva Paul Pogba
Viva Paul Pogba
He will make an assist
Make you look like p*ss
Viva Paul Pogba
We’ve got rashford. Marcus Rashford,
I just don’t think u understand,
He’s Mourinho’s man,
He’s better than zidane,
I just don’t think u understand.
this should be Eric Bailly’s chant…with love from Frank Sinatra.
I Love you Baillyyyy,
and if its quite alright,
to keep a clean sheettt,
clean sheet till extratime,
i need you Bailly,
Trust in me when i sayyyyyyyyyy!
and repeat! Repeat! Repeat!!!!!!!
Marcus radhford is a Manc everyone said he be wank he scored the winner in the derby and sent the Reds fucking barmy
sang to the martial tune
New one for Juan Mata, to the song of get lucky!
We’ve come too far, to give up who we are,
So let’s raise the bar, just like King Cantona!
We’re up all night for his tricks,
We’re up all noght for his flicks,
We’re up all night ‘cos he’s quick,
We’re up all night for Juan Mata.
We’re up all night for his goals,
We’re up all night, just like Scholes,
We’re up all night he scores loads,
We’re up all night for Juan Mata.
We’re up all night for Juan Mata,
We’re up all night for Juan Mata,
We’re up all night for Juan Mata,
We,’re up all night for Juan Mata.
You don’t, wanna fuck with Bailly
(Why) ‘cus Bailly, will fuckin kill you…
To the tune of the chorus of ‘kill you’ by Eminem
Everywhere we go
Everywhere we go
It’s the busby boys making all the noise
Everywhere we go
Repeat Repeat
We love the reds,
We hate the blues,
We’ll knock you dead cos we are red
so fuck off you shitty blues.
Manu, Manu, Manu will win
They will be drinking whiskey and gin
Rooney. Rashford and Ibra too
They’re all part of the champions crew
We’ve got rashford , Marcus rashford I just don’t think you understand , he came from the youth he’s not afraid to shoot we’ve got Marcus rashford
Mkhitaryan chant
Hey miki your so fine
Score a goal
And make us smile
Hey miki 👏👏👏👏
Hey miki 👏👏👏👏
Can’t believe there isn’t a proper chant for De Gea.
How about this…(to tune of Y Viva Espana):
Oh he came to us from sunny Spain
he’s David de Gea
he’s tall and trusted with the ball
de Gea por favor
Mkhitaryan chant (Just keep it like the original)
Hey miki your so fine
your so fine
you blow my mind
Hey miki 👏👏👏👏
Hey miki 👏👏👏👏
Eric Bailly Song (seen as its pronounced Eric Bi-e)
Kum-bi-e my Lord, Kum-bi-e
Kum-bi-e my Lord, Kum-bi-e
Kum-bi-e my Lord, Kum-bi-e
Oh Eric, Kum-bi-e
Eric Bailly Song (seen as its pronounced Eric Bi-e UPDATE) (to the tune Kumbaya,My Lord)
Kum-bi-e Eric, Kum-bi-e
Kum-bi-e Eric, Kum-bi-e
Kum-bi-e Eric, Kum-bi-e
Oh Eric, Kum-bi-e
Song for Mkhitaryan:
(TUNE- Tony Basil song- Hey Mickey)….
Ohh Mickey your so fine,
You get the ball across the line,
Hey Mickey
Hey Mickey!
OHHHHH, Mkhitaryan,
Henrikh Mkhitaryan,
He’s a midfield Armenian!
To tune of Tony martial song:We let Paul pogba go for free we bought him back for a record fee he chose Manchester over Spain and now Paul pogba is home again
What mean the phrase.. “with a knick knack paddy whack”..??
I have a new chant for pep at Xmas
To the tune away in a manger
Poor pep Guardiola no one in his stands
He started to brightly with harts blood on his hands
His star rose so quickly and fell like John stones
Poor pep Guardiola should go the fuck home
In ‘oh what a night’ what about – Ole scored a goal in Fergie time…….instead of injury time??
I think we need:
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
ZLATAN!!!!!
to the old batman tv show tune
cheers all,
things starting to look up!
Happy new year
Chris
how about this for DDG? to the tune of viva Espana
Oh he came to us from sunny spain
David de gea
He turned down Madrid and saved us pain
David de Gea
When he’s one on one you can be sure
Oh David they won’t score
Jose mourinho chant to the tune of heartbeat
Jose, Jose mourinho hes come to win it all
La dat da dat dat
La dat da dat dat
For Jose, Jose mourinho all other teams were small
La dat da dat dat
La dat da dat dat
Jose, Jose mourinho he’ll make the city fall
La dat da dat dat
La dat da dat dat
To the tune of Maria (blondie)
De Geaaaaaa, He’s gonna save ya!
He saves to the left and to the right!!!
To Cocoacabana tune ….. just made it up Don’t no if it’s any good but had a go
His name is Pogba our midfield maestro
Yeah he has dodge hair But he’s that good we just don’t care
He like a long pass and he will find yoooouuu
Pogba ….it’s paul pooogba
We broke the record fee but that doesn’t bother me
Coz we’re gona win the league with paul pogba
Pogba …..it’s paul poooogba
Here’s an idea for a song for Jesse Lingard,
To the tune of “Linger” by The Cranberries, if you just replace the words “Let it linger” with “Jesse Lingard” you get,
“You know I’m such a fool for you,
You’ve got me wrapped around your finger,
Do you have to Jesse Lingard?
Do you have to,
Do you have to,
Do you have to Jesse Lingard?”
Aguero (Citeh): to the tune of “we do what we want”
He’s missing a T he’s missing a Teeeee. That Kun Agero, he’s missing a T.