Have a scroll through some classic Manchester United chants and look out for the latest songs.
We are the Busby Boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you’ll die,
We all follow United
20 times!
20 times 20 times Man United
20 times 20 times I say
20 times 20 times Man United
Playing Football The Matt Busby Way!
Georgie Best
Going on up to the spirit in the sky,
It’s where I’m gonna go when I die,
When I die and they lay me to rest,
I’m gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best
Anthony Martial chant
Tony Martial came from France,
The English press said he had no chance,
£50m down the drain,
Tony Martial scores again!!
We’ll Never Die
United’s flag is deepest red
It shrouded all our Munich dead
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
Their heart’s blood dyed it’s ev’ry fold
Then raise United’s banner high
Beneath it’s shade we’ll live and die
So keep the faith and never fear
We’ll keep the Red Flag flying here
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll never die, we’ll never die
We’ll keep the Red flag flying high
‘Cos Man United will never die
Stretford Enders
Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby
‘Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury?’
‘No,’ said Matt, ‘You cockney twat,
But I’ve heard of the STRETFORD ENDERS!!’
Got United on my mind
Woke up this morning feeling fine,
I’ve got United on my mind,
Jose’s got us playing the way we should,
Something tells me I’m into something good.
United Calypso
Manchester, Manchester United
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes
They deserve to be knighted!
If ever they are playing in your town
You must get to that football ground
Take a lesson come and see
Football taught by Matt Busby
United are the team for me
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give adog a bone
Why dont City f*ck off home
Jingle bells
Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
United win away
The City is yours?!
The city is yours,
the city is yours….
20000 empty seats,
are you fucking sure!?
From the banks of the Irwell (version 1)
From the banks of the River Irwell
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight for United
Till we win the Football League
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City – (They’re shit!)
We will fight, fight, fight for United
Till we win the Football League
From the banks of the Irwell (version 2)
From the banks of the Irwell,
To Sicily,
And we will fight fight fight,
For Man United FC,
Oh oh oh ohhh,
Oh oh oh ohhh,
Ay ay ay ayyy
Ay ay ay ayyy
Matt Busby’s aces
Oh me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just to see us running,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby’s aces!
The Busby Babes
Forever and ever,
We’ll follow the boys,
Of Man United,
The Busby Babes
Manchester is wonderful
Oh Manchester, (oh Manchester)
Is wonderful, (is wonderful)
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It’s full of tits, fanny, and United;
Oh Manchester is wonderful.
The Pride of All Europe
We are just one of those teams
That you see now and then,
We often score six
But we seldom score ten,
We beat em at home
And we beat em away,
We kill any bastards
That get in our way;
We are the pride of all Europe
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!),
We are United
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys
She wore a Scarlet Ribbon
She wore, she wore,
She wore a scarlet ribbon,
She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May
And when, I asked
Oh why she wore that ribbon,
She said it’s for United and they’re going to Wem-ber-ley,
Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley,
We’re the famous Man United
And we’re going to Wem-ber-ley
Stretford End arising
I see the Stretford End arising,
I see trouble on the way,
Don’t go out tonight,
Unless you’re red and white,
I see there’s trouble on the way
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was fucking dearer,
So please don’t take,
My Solskjaer away…
If you come from Manchester…
If you come from Manchester
You’re sure to be a blue,
Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true you’re nothing but a fool,
Cos in the town of Manchester
Man United rule
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la
You can stick your Bayern Munich
Juventus Ajax too,
There’s only one collosal team they play in laser blue,
They’re gonna beat United, like once upon a time
They’re gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City
Tra la la la la la la la
If I die in the Kippax Street
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, woah-oh woah-oh,
If I die in the Kippax Street, there’ll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, woah-oh woah-oh,
Use your head and use your feet, ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, woah-oh woah-oh,
If my bones do not mend, then carry me back to the Stretford End
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road, woah-oh, woah-oh,
When we go down to Maine Road the City fans they shit their load,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Walking down the Grafton Street, there’ll be ten blue bastards at my feet,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Burn, destroy, wreck and kill, United fans fucking will,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, woah-oh, woah-oh,
On my grave it will say, ten blue bastards went the same way,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
When I die and go to hell, woah-oh, woah-oh,
Me and the Devil will get on well, woah-oh, woah-oh,
‘Cos he hates Summerbee and I hate Bell, me and the Devil will get on well,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, woah-oh, woah-oh,
If I die in the Stretford End, I’ll defend my faith right to the end,
Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.
Viva da Silva
Viva da Silva,
Viva da Silva,
When they’re on the pitch,
Don’t know which is which,
Viva da Silva
Chris Smalling
Smalling, Smalling, Smalling,
Chris Smalling of MUFC,
He’s big and he’s black,
And he plays at the back,
Chris Smalling of MUFC
Anderson
Ander-son-son-son
He’s better than Kleberson
Ander-son-son-son
He’s our midfield magician
To the left,
To the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
He is class,
With a brass,
And he shits on Fabregas
Rooney
I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me, he’s seen the white Pele,
So I asked, who is he,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney (wazza) (repeat)
Berbatov
Dimitar, Berbatov,
One look at City and he said fuck off
Javier Hernandez
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Chicharito scores for me,
Javier Hernandez,
Little Pea
Ryan Giggs v1
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Fear by the blues
Loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
Ryan Giggs v2
Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart again
Ryan Giggs v3
Giggs, Giggs will shag you apart again
Nemanja Vidic
Nemanja, woah-oh
Nemanja, woah-oh
He comes from Serbia,
He’ll fucking murder ya
John O’Shea
When Jonny goes marching down the wing (O’Shea, O’Shea)
When Jonny goes marching down the wing (O’Shea, O’Shea)
When Jonny goes marching down the wing the Stretford End will stand and sing,
We all know that Jonny’s gonna score
Wes Brown
He’s big, he’s bad, he’s Wesley Brown,
The hardest man in all of down,
With orange hair beware,
Come and have a go if you dare
Cantona v1
Who’s that friend we have in Jesus,
He’s our saviour from afar,
Who’s that friend we have in Jesus,
And his name is Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh, oooh ahhh, oooh ahhh Cantona,
Oooh ahhh Cantona
Cantona v2
We’ll drink a drink a drink,
To Eric the king the king the king,
He’s the leader of our football team,
He’s the greatest, centre forward,
That the world, has ever seen
Viva Ronaldo
Viva Ronaldo, viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear United sing,
Viva Ronaldo
Jaap Stam
Yip Jaap Stam is a big Dutch man,
Get past him if you fucking can,
Try a little trick and he’ll make you look a dick,
Yip Jaap, Jaap Stam
Adnan Januzaj
I want to tell you,
I might as well do,
about a boy who can do anything.
He comes from Belgium, his name is Adnan,
Januzaj, Januzaj, Januzaj.
Radamel Falcao
Lo lo lo lo….Radamel Falcao….
Juan Mata #1
Juan Mata woah,
Juan Mata woah,
He made the rent boys cry,
To play with Januzaj
Juan Mata #2
Who’s the greatest player in the Premier League,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan,
Who’s the greatest player in the Premier League,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan,
Woahhh Juan Mata, woahhh Juan Mata, woahhh Juan Mata,
It’s you Juan Juan Juan, it’s you Juan Juan
Ruud van Nistelrooy
Ruud van Nistelrooy tra la la la la,
Ruud van Nistelrooy traaaaa la la la la la
Shinji Kagawa
All we need is Shinji Kagawa,
(Clap) (Clap),
All we need is Shinji Kagawa,
(Clap) (Clap)
Kicking a blue
We fought in France, We fought in Spain,
we fought in the Sun and we fought in the Rain,
we took the Kop and Chelsea too,
but what we like most is kicking a blue,
kicking a blue,
kicking a blue,
what we like most is kicking a blue
Michael Carrick
Oh, oh, oh,
it’s Carrick you know,
it’s hard to believe it’s not Scholes
Robin van Persie
Oh Robin van Persie!
Oh Robin van Persie!
We do what we want!
We do what we want,
We do what we waaaa-ant,
We’re Man United,
We do what we want!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero,
On a free from PSG,
He cost us f***ing zero,
6 foot 5; hard as f**k,
He gets the Reds excited,
Stick your City up your a**e,
‘Cos we are Man United!
Like the Slade tune for Moyes, would like some more retro 70s tunes set to modern era such as “Momma We`re all Moyesy Now!”
Hey ho Chicharito
Only cost 6mil from Mexico
Always offside when he scores a goal
Better than Aguerooo!
(Robbie Williams-candy)
In 1999 the clock struck 89,
The Germans thought they’d won the Cup
But Ole had a surprise,
Teddy began to rise, they couldn’t believe their eyes
Ole stuck out his little foot and all the Germans cried
The Man United side, never laid down and died
And we won the cup in 99
And waved our flags with pride
(To the tune of 50 years ago a team lay in the snow)
In 1999 the clock struck 89,
The Germans thought they’d won the Cup
But Ole had a surprise,
Teddy began to rise, they couldn’t believe their eyes
Ole stuck out his little foot and all the Germans cried
The Man United side, never laid down and died
And we won the cup in 99 and waved our flags with pride
(tune of 50 years ago a team lay in the snow)
Super Adnan,
Super Adnan,
Super Adnan,
Super Adnan Januzaj.
To the tune of Daydream Believer- Monkees
Moyes play Zaha,
Hes gonna be a star,
A winger who can pass a man,
always in the game plan.
Wilfried Zaha
To the tune of Daydream Believer- Monkees
Moyes play Zaha,
hes gonna be a star,
a winger who can pass a man,
always in the game plan.
Before he bobs and weaves,
he calls and receives,
Zaha will cross the ball,
after defenders slip and fall.
He’s a starman
on the left hand side.
He plays for Man United
and his name is Januzaj!
(to the tune of Heartbeat)
Duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh, duh duh duh
Duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh, duh duh duh
Adnan! Adnan Januzaj! He’s better than Messi!
Red, White, Blue are the colours of man u
Come on David Moyes,
Your daughter likes sex toys,
With Zaha ha ha with Zaha ha ha.
Duh duh duh duh duh duh (darts song) and then HERNANDEZ And then repeat again! Would be a good song as everyone could be jumping around
Or the same darts song to duh duh duh duh then RVP and repeat! Will be a good song for the away fans as everyone will be jumping going nuts
take me home &coma United Road:
take me home
united road
to the place
i belong
to OLD TRAFFORD
to see united
take me home
united raod x3
coma,coma,coma,coma,coma
united road x3
coma,coma,coma,coma,coma
united road x3
here´s for you vincent kompany you’ll never win the treble and you know ohhhwoahh
The monkees im a believer
And then I saw his face,
shinji kagawa
hes got the pace,
no doubt in my mind,
and am in love tooooo
shinji kagawa plays for united and in his prime
Janujaz, he’s like Giggs, he will rip you all to bits
Nik nak paddy wak
Give the boy the ball
Janujaz will beat them all
There was a young mancunian, he was sent to the Spanish sun
To fight for Queen and country
but was shot by an old Munich gun
as he lay on the battle field
dying, dying,dying
with the blood rushing out of his head
as he lay on the battle field
dying, dying,dying
with the blood rushing out of his head
These were the last words he said
I love you United and I’ll always be
A Stretford, A Stretford Ender
(to the tune of ‘cumon and do the conga’)
do, do, dooo
His name is adnan jan-u-zay
do, do, dooo
United’s forty four!
He’ll kick he’ll kick he’ll kick nemandja vidic vidic vidic
He’ll kick you all to the halfwaaay
For hes a brawler our serbian mawler
But he ‘s UNITED all the way
and repeat to lily the pink by the scaffold
this would be a great song to Nemandja but can we use a scouse song? maybe we can maybe it rubs it in
I wanna tell you
I might as well do
About a boy who can do anything
He comes from Belgium
His name is Adnan
JANUZAI, JANUZAU, JANUZAI !!!
Shinji Ka-ga-wa ka-ga-wa shinji ka-ga-wa nah nah na na na na na nah nah nah shinji Ka- ga – wa Ka- ga – wa shinji Ka -ga – wa !! In the style of give it up “
20 times your avin a laugh
20 times your avin a laugh
20 times your avin a laugh
20 times your avin a laugh
fuck the scourers
fuck the cockneys
fuck man city
fuck the geordies
and fuck the welsh
fuck you all
were man united we’ll kill you all
All together now (repeat)
get this chanting at old trafford all over!!!!
To the tune of ‘Rappers delight’ (Sugar Hill Gang)
Oldie about King Eric Cantona, applicable to any ‘accidental’ violence…
“OOOH – AHH – Cantona , I said OOH AHH CANTONA” was transformed after his leap into the stands… to
” OOH AHH JUGULAR I SAID OHH AHH JUGLUAR “
David moyes, are you listening?
Fergies got the trophy glistening.
He knows you’ll be back in May,
To take it away.
Walking in a moyesy wonderland.
New song!!!!!!!!!
Oh Januzaj (Oh Januzaj),
Is full of skill (is full of skill),
Oh Januzaj is full of skillllll,
Hes full of skill, skill and more skill,
Oh Januzaj if full of skill.
Smalling, Smalling, Smalling,
Chris Smalling of MUFC,
Watch out you cockney twat,
Or Al-Qaeda will kill you in a terrorist attack,
Smalling of MUFC.
or
Smalling, Smalling, Smalling,
Chris Smalling of MUFC,
He dressed like the gang,
That make things just go bang
Smalling of Al-Qaeda.
Smalling, Smalling, Smalling,
Chris Smalling of Al-Qaeda,
He dressed like the gang,
That make things just go bang
Smalling of Al-Qaeda.
That’s better….
JANUZAJ JANUZAJ JANUZAJ
YOUR THE BEST FROM THE REST
JANUZAJ, JANUZAJ, JANUZAJ
YOU GOT THE SKILLS YOU DONT TAKE PILLS
JANUZAJ, JANUZAJ, JANUZAJ
(black and yellow – wiz khalifa tune)
There’s a staaaaaar man on the left hand side!
He plays for man united and his name is januzaj!
(To the theme of Agadoo)
Ad-nan Jan-u-zaj,
Adnan, Adnan Januzaj.
Adnan Jan-u-zaj,
Adnan, Adnan Januzaj.
On the left,
On the right,
Through the middle,
Just pure delight,
He runs the game,
What’s his name,
Adnan, Adnan Januzaj.
He is chosen and we know it
Shout hurrah
HURRAH
He is chosen and we know it shout hurrah
HURRAH
He is chosen and we know it
And he’s really gonna show it
He is chosen and we know it shout hurrah
HURRAH
Song for HAZARD of Chelsea
[To the tune of Queen – Don’t stop me now]
♫ He’s a Parasite running down the line, like a ballet girl
♫ Defying the laws of gravity.
♫ He’s a fairy Queen passing you by like Lady GOOD DIVER
♫ He’s gonna fall fall fall, there’s no stopping him!
♫ Always hits the flooooor,
♫ No matter how slight or even when there’s no contact at all,
♫ So Hazard give the lads a wirl,
♫ He’s gonna do a super fuckin dive against you!
To the tune of ‘dirty old town’
When Fergie said, that I’m leaving
He left us all, with great memories
He won the FA cup and the Champions league
He brought us twenty, we thank you Fergie
He brought us twenty, we thank you Fergie
He brought us twenty, we thank you Fergie
Nemanja Vidic he sniffs cocaine
he goes into tackles and feels no pain
De Gea songs.
Everywhere you go, always take De Gea with you
everywhere you go, always take De Gea, always take De Gea with you
He’s big he’s bad he’s Spanish Dave
He makes great saves, he never shaves
flying through the air
come and have a shot if you dare
His first name is Shinji, Shinji, Shinji
His second name’s Kagawa, Kagawa, Kagawa
He’s Carrick’s midfield partner, partner, partner
His grandad bombed Pearl Harbour, Pearl Harbour, Pearl Harbour
woah woah woahhhhhhhhh, woah woah woahhhhhhh, woah woah woahhhhhhh
2, 4, 6, 8,
On the Busby way,
Going to party like its 99.
3, 5, 7, 9,
It’s Moyes’ time,
and I am Man United Til I Die.
Every single one of us,
Stands by David Moyes
Stands by David Moyes
Stands by David Moyes
Every single one of us,
Stands by David Moyes
Stands by David Moyes
Stands by David Moyes
Oooooohhhh we have got Juan Mata, the Spanish football king;
And when he’s on the ball, we like to fucking sing!
He’s gonna win the league, as one of moyes’ boys;
And when he lifts the trophy, we’ll make some fucking noise!… Ohhhh…
Mata’s not a blue, he has no regret, he’s signed for united and more medals he’ll collect,now Liverpool remember when you come to our place, we’re gonna smacka your face.
He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Adnan Januzaj, he makes Ozil look shite
Juan-tana-Mata! His name Juan-tana-mata.
His name Juan-tana-MAAAAATAAAAAA!!!
(Guantanamera)
We’re Havin a Gang Bang
Give Mata the Ball
We’re Havin a Gang Bang
Give Mata the Ball
We’d Like you to join us
Its part of the fun
Ohhhh a gang bang is the thing to do
But it takes more than one!
(To the Addams family tune): Sometimes he gets a kicking, but still gets his free-kick in, he’ll take you out for chicken, he’s Adnan Januzaj
to the tune of the paulo di-can-i-o song
Jose Mour-in-iho
stick to Sub-but-eo
let his best player go
Mata’s loved here though
Melody: Kc and the sunshine band – baby give it up
Nanananananana
Adnan Januzaj, Januzaj
Adnan Januzaj
If you ever go down Warwick road,near Salford
And maybe it’s on a Saturday
You should buy a ticket for the cantilever
And watch the world cup champions as they play.
For we’ve beaten all Russians and the Eyeties
We’ve beaten Real Madrid the pride of Spain
For we are the toast of Europe and all Asia
And Manchester United is our name.
So if we’re gunna be champions in the future
And I think that one day, we’re gunna be
We will have to beat those mighty men from Ajax
And bring the cup home back across the sea.
Then we’ll be Champions of Europe
And everyone we play will say the same
That they had no chance against the Worldwide Champions
And Manchester United is their name…
New Moyes song, melody ” come on feel the noise” Slade.
“Fuck off David Moyes, can’t play Fergies boys, you are going out out out” repeat untill Moyes is sacked
juan juan juan juan,MATA MATA MATA MATA
juan juan juan juan,MATA MATA MATA MATA
OR
OOH AHH JUAN MATA!
OHH AHH JUAN MATA!