AUTHOR: Herzogschild

He needs us as desperately as we need the old him…

Now that King Kenny’s revolution, has, um, momentarily receded, it would be easy to trigger a litany of laughs onto Liverpool’s already hefty-stacked misery. They were – as they often are – the first to gather themselves into a collective jeer-pile when a certain terminally-impotent striker pulled the same shameful stunt their once-hero did just a number of days ago.

Karma, of course, is a recurrent gnasher-bearer in football, but, following Gerrard’s past movements, they should have known. Torres, now displaced from the pseudo-religious adoration of the ever-fickle Kop, can now saddle himself next to the increasingly dull list of footballers who will lie, childishly moan, and eventually move. A new hatred will be born, as salivating Scousers erupt in indignation, but they will move on.