Welcome, chaps. I’m Mark. I’m lazy.
Favourite United player: Paul Scholes
What advice would you give Fergie: Publicly denounce the Glazers. Failing that, please stop cosying up to them.
Favourite United Goal: Ronaldo. Emirates. CL. *That* move.
Where will United finish this season: MF in, champions. If not, 2nd.
94, 99 or 08?: 99. An unmatchable season that defies belief even now.
Premier League player you admire the most: David Silva – a diamond buried ‘neath a world of dung.